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**mina_oo7** · 17-01-2008, 17:09

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Noriko-sama

I didn't understand what your said! nervous

But, I can see your pissed off! >>> chill out man it's only a joke! biggrin

AND ALSO MY WORDS IS AJOKE

**Noriko-sama** · 17-01-2008, 17:13

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة mina_oo7

AND ALSO MY WORDS IS AJOKE

oops my bad! tongue

**روكساس** · 18-01-2008, 09:15

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة mina_oo7

WELCOME BAKE ROXSAS

ARE YOU SURE THAT GIRLS DIDNT DENY

off cours i'm not Sure biggrin

**Yamaki** · 18-01-2008, 09:59

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة kyoko

lol
that's a good one
hmmm...guys like dogs!!!!

here's a similar one

women are like balls. give them a kick, and they'll move forward, place them on your head, and they'll fall

guys are like stamps, spit on them, and they'll atatch themselves to you even more

hope no one is angry now....
it's a joke people....*sigh* with so much truth in it

see ya later aligators

OMG
from where did ya get dat
I've nearly split my sides laughing just cuz I read dat statement about men
I liked it so much biggrin

but listen don't keep on saying those things cuz it'll drive some men off the wall even if it's a joke
and let's talk only about us

have a look at those quotations dat talk about WOMEN ^_^
George Carlin:
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis:
I am a woman above everything else.

Margaret Thatcher:
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

Susan B. Anthony:
Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.

Virginia Woolf:
Why are women ... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
hehe hopefully one man can answer this question rolleyes

People who feel dat we're attacking them plz forgive those poor ladies
after all we are victims of satin's thoughts
and besides we're reading now Milton's Paradise lost dead

see ya

**-sealed pearl-** · 18-01-2008, 12:51

Women's Version:

Woman#1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman#2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.
I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman#1: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I
think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman#2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily
get one of those layer cuts - that would look cute I think. I was actually going
to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman#1: Oh- that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take
attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman#2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.
Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are?
If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men's Version:

Man#1: Haircut?

Man#2: Yeah.
---

A man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket
and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk
to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."