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    |•♥•|Exclusive & New|•♥•| Pokemon Jokes Just come & have fun

    peace among you all my friends
    well it's not unusual
    to have an english topic somehow on anime but this will be a good introduction
    for the welcome back in this section

    opps looks i bluffed a lot
    here comes the jokes

    Why didn't Psyduck cross the road?"
    "Because it didn't know what a road was

    ."
    Why Psyduck always holding its head?
    Because Psyduck scared its head will came off!!

    Q:What is Pikachu's favorite candy?
    A:Shock~tarts!

    Q:How do you fit 5 000 Charizard's on a bus?
    A:You "poke em on!"

    Q:Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?
    A:They are both very dense in the head.

    Q:Why don't Jynxes get dates very often?
    A:They are said to be as cold as ice.

    Q:What Pokemon do you get if you put a parrot in a washing machine?
    A:Poliwhirl (polly whirl)

    Q:What do you get when you cross a Psyduck, Ash, and Misty?
    A:One mad little girl.

    Q:Why is Flareon covered in flames?
    A:It would look silly dressed in plastic bags.

    Q: What happened when Charizard ate some "Dentene Ice?"
    A: His flame twitched.

    Q: Which Pokemon can count to 3 in Spanish?
    A: Arctic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres.

    Q: What do you get when you cross my brother and a sloth?
    A: A Slowbro.

    Q: Why did squirtle use water gun?
    A: He thought it would be a blast!

    Q: How do you get an Electabuzz??
    A: Zap Buzz Lightyear with a Pikachu!

    Q: What song did Tracey sing on the holidays?
    A: We wish you a Maril Christmas.

    Q: What do you get when you cross Charizard, Venusaur, and Blastoise?
    A: I don't know but it's crawling up your back!

    Q: What do Team Rocket and an air balloon have in common?
    A: They're all full of hot air!

    Q: Why didn't kadabra have his spoons?
    A: Because he was to busy eating cereal!

    Q: Why Psyduck is a good sailor?
    A: Because it always say Psy "aye aye(sir)"!

    Q: What does Snorlax and my father have in common?
    A: They always snore.

    Q: How can Brock see when his eyes are always closed?
    A: He follows the scents of Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny!

    Q: What do you call a chocolate Pikachu?
    A: A SHOCKOLAT PIKACHU!

    Q: Which Pokemon lives in the arctic and says no?
    A: Articuno!

    Q: How do you make a Pikablu?
    A: Make a Pikachu hold its breath!

    Q: What is the difference between my dad and a Snorlax?
    A: Absolutely nothing!

    Q: Why would a Golduck be a good soccer player?
    A: Because it's always kicking goals! (goal-duck)

    Q: What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?
    A: One sleeps a lot and the other gets sleeped on a lot!

    sorry about the jokes
    somehow i got them on email from a poke friend


    اخر تعديل كان بواسطة » سيد البوكيمونات في يوم » 08-09-2007 عند الساعة » 09:35
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