peace among you all my friends
well it's not unusual
to have an english topic somehow on anime but this will be a good introduction
for the welcome back in this section
opps looks i bluffed a lot
here comes the jokes
Why didn't Psyduck cross the road?"
"Because it didn't know what a road was
."Why Psyduck always holding its head?
Because Psyduck scared its head will came off!!
Q:What is Pikachu's favorite candy?
Q:How do you fit 5 000 Charizard's on a bus?
A:You "poke em on!"
Q:Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?
A:They are both very dense in the head.
Q:Why don't Jynxes get dates very often?
A:They are said to be as cold as ice.
Q:What Pokemon do you get if you put a parrot in a washing machine?
A:Poliwhirl (polly whirl)
Q:What do you get when you cross a Psyduck, Ash, and Misty?
A:One mad little girl.
Q:Why is Flareon covered in flames?
A:It would look silly dressed in plastic bags.
Q: What happened when Charizard ate some "Dentene Ice?"
A: His flame twitched.
Q: Which Pokemon can count to 3 in Spanish?
A: Arctic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres.
Q: What do you get when you cross my brother and a sloth?
A: A Slowbro.
Q: Why did squirtle use water gun?
A: He thought it would be a blast!
Q: How do you get an Electabuzz??
A: Zap Buzz Lightyear with a Pikachu!
Q: What song did Tracey sing on the holidays?
A: We wish you a Maril Christmas.
Q: What do you get when you cross Charizard, Venusaur, and Blastoise?
A: I don't know but it's crawling up your back!
Q: What do Team Rocket and an air balloon have in common?
A: They're all full of hot air!
Q: Why didn't kadabra have his spoons?
A: Because he was to busy eating cereal!
Q: Why Psyduck is a good sailor?
A: Because it always say Psy "aye aye(sir)"!
Q: What does Snorlax and my father have in common?
A: They always snore.
Q: How can Brock see when his eyes are always closed?
A: He follows the scents of Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny!
Q: What do you call a chocolate Pikachu?
A: A SHOCKOLAT PIKACHU!
Q: Which Pokemon lives in the arctic and says no?
Q: How do you make a Pikablu?
A: Make a Pikachu hold its breath!
Q: What is the difference between my dad and a Snorlax?
A: Absolutely nothing!
Q: Why would a Golduck be a good soccer player?
A: Because it's always kicking goals! (goal-duck)
Q: What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?
A: One sleeps a lot and the other gets sleeped on a lot!
sorry about the jokes
somehow i got them on email from a poke friend