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    نكت بالانجليزي...kahkhkhkhkhkhkhk

    qntsn9

    Teacher: Little Critter, I want you
    to spell mouse.
    Little Critter: M-O-U-S.
    Teacher: But what's on the end?
    Little Critter: A tail!

    qpkkk0

    1st thief: Oh the police are here. Quick Jump out of the window
    2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
    1st thief: Hurry this is no time for superstitions.






    Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    Father: No. Why do you ask that?
    Son: Well, where did you get mummy then?






    Lady: Is this my train?
    Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
    Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask f I can take this
    train to Kuala Lumpur.
    Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.





    Peter: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
    green and one is blue with red spots
    Kirk: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the
    same at home.



    Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?
    Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
    the game went into extra time .





    Wife: Do you want dinner?
    Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife: Yes and no.





    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."



    The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
    Sure," replied her lover "What's your phone number?"




    A drunkard was brought to court.

    Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

    The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order. Order"

    The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor; I'll have a scotch and soda."





    'F

    or twenty years my husband and I were very happy'
    'What happened then?'
    'We met.'






    Customer: 'If I post this letter tonight, will it get to
    Brighton in two days time?'
    Post Master: 'Well it might do.'
    Customer: I bet you, it won't.
    Post Master: Why not?
    Customer: It's addressed to London.



    Man: How old is your father?
    Boy: As old as me
    Man: How can that be?
    Boy: He became a father only when I was born



    Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing
    in the field"
    Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
    Teacher: How?
    Student: Ladies first.




    Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
    Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.




    Friend 1: Where did you born?
    Friend 2: India.
    Friend 1: India? Which part?
    Friend 2: No, the whole body.

    qpjrpd




    mc566d


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  3. #2
    ما اعرف اقرا وااااااااااااايد انجليزي

    ع العموم مشكوره

    والسموحه

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  5. #4
    looooooooooooooooooooooool
    thanx
    قوانين المنتدى
    التوقيع مخالف من ناحية الحجم
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    هههههههههه
    يقولون إن التوقيع مخالف لقوانينهم
    biggrin biggrin biggrin

  6. #5
    بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

    السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

    Thanx alooooooot 4 this cute topic
    بعـد غيـاب ،، وشـوق طـال مـداهـ
    أعـود لكـــــم بأحدث ما يقـدمه قلمــي ..


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