Peace Be Upon You Guys
NEVER..NEVER...NEVER Marry a programmer
And that's true story to explain why:
Husband (Coming late from work): Good Evening honey, I'm Logged in...
Wife: Have you bought the stuff I told you about?
Husband: Bad Command or file name
Wife: But I reminded you this morning!
Husband: Syntax Error!, Abort?
Wife: Ok, but what about the car you promised to get for me?
Husband: Variable not found
Wife:What about your salary?
Husband: File in use, try again later...
Wife:At least give me your credit card, I want to buy something?
Husband: Sharing Violation...Access Denied
Wife: Do you really love me?! Or love this stupid computer of yours?
or trying to be damn funny?
Husband: Too many parameters
Wife: It was a huge mistake that I married a crazy
person like you!
Husband: Data Type Mismatch
Wife: There's no use talking to you
Husband: It's by default
Wife: CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I REPRESENT TO YOU EXACTLY?
Husband: Unknown Bug
wifeivorce me, please.
Husband:Are you sure you want to remove the folder 'wife' and move all it's contents((NumOfChildren>=1)) to the Recycle bin?
Husband: Delete Confirmation >>> NumOfDivorce==3;Go without return >>>Empty the Recycle bin.
In The End
Wife kills husband then committing suicide!!!
this is the programmer world!!!
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