1. You pronounce your p's as b's ( bolice and airblane)
>>>
>>>2. You make Tea before leaving home, when getting to the office,
>>>after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after
>>>the guests leave and before going to bed.
>>>
>>>
>>>3.You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of
>>>how he had to walk miles just to get to school.
>>>
>>>
>>>4. Your parents were ranked first in school.
>>>
>>>
>>>5. Your dad swears at you with words that affect himself.
>>>(Ibni-lkalb)
>>>
>>>6. You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother. ....
>>>
>>>
>>>7. You only walk on the streets in groups of seven or more people
>>>and talk really really loud in arabic together.
>>>
>>>
>>>8, You still have, stored in suitcases,clothes that you used to
>>>wear when you were five
>>>
>>>9. Your wardrobe consists of black, black, and more black...
>>>
>>>10.Your Armani pants don't fit you, but you wear them anyways.
>>>
>>>11.Your parents say you're becoming Americanized anytime you get
>>>into trouble.
>>>
>>>12 Three or more relatives live in your neighborhood.
>>>
>>>
>>>13.You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's
>>>house.
>>>
>>>14. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes,
>>>you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
>>>
>>>15.. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign
>>>countries have improved in the last two decades,
>>>and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long
>>>distance calls.
>>>
>>>
>>>16.You say bye 17 times on the phone. ...
>>>
>>>17. After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who
>>>should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and
>>>discuss politics, waiting for their tea. ..
>>>
>>>
>>>18. You call an older person you've never met before"Ammo" or
>>>"Khaltu".
>>>
>>>19.One of your aunt's weighs over 300 pounds. ...
>>>
>>>
>>>20.Your father is a doctor or engineer.
>>>
>>>
>>>21You hide everything from your parents, but they still think
>>>they know everything about you, and make you beleive that they
>>>actually do.
>>>
>>>22. People are never happy with what you've achieved. If you
>>>graduated from school they'll tell you "3o2bal el-Shahadeh el
>>>kbeereh", and when u get that "3o2bal bel Aroos or Areees", and
>>>when you get that
>>>"3o2bal ma nefrah be Aoulad-kum", and when you get that "3o2bal ma
>>>tefrahu bi shahadit-hum", etc..
>>>
>>>23. Getting a visa to Europe or the States is like getting a baby,
>>>everybody tells you "mabrook"
>>>
>>>
>>>24. Everytime you fly back home you meet relatives you never knew
>>>existed, and they look nothing like your family.
>>>
>>>
>>>25.If you are 25 and not married yet, your parents make you feel
>>>that you are getting too old.
>>>
>>>
>>>26. Getting married becomes the only way you can escape your
>>>parents.
>>>
>>>
>>>27.You tell your friends how to rebel against their parents when
>>>you
>>>can't even stay out past midnight.
>>>
>>>28.You fight over who's going to pay the bill
>>>
>>>
>>>29.Your family is over your house all the time
>>>
>>>30.There is no such thing as quiet time
>>>
>>>31.You always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn the light on"
>>>or "get down from the car" instead of "get out of the car."
>>>
>>>
>>>32..Going to church is a fashion show and a free brunch
>>>
>>>
>>>33.You cant help but laugh when you hear the word TEASE
>>>
>>>
>>>34.Your spouse is also your first cousin.
>>>
>>>
>>>35.Your family own a grocery store, liquor store, or gas station.
>>>
>>>
>>>36. You're dad is fat and blame it on the kids, or he is bald and
>>>blame it on the stress.
>>>
>>>
>>>37. You smoke as if it were your last day on earth...and you only
>>>smoke MARLBOROS.
>>>
>>>
>>>38. You wear more cologne than
>>>deodorant.
>>>
>>>
>>>40. You pronounce "comfortable" cun-fort-a-bull.
>>>
>>>
>>>41. You say the letter "h" like "etch."
>>>
>>>
>>>42. You put olive oil in and on everything and brag about how
>>>healthy it is.
>>>
>>>
>>>43. Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day...
>>>
>>>
>>>44. You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin
>>>seeds. ..
>>>
>>>
>>>45.You flip out when someone mistakes you for a Mexican or Indian
>>>
>>>46.. You gossip about your own family...with members of your own
>>>family.
>>>
>>>
>>>47. You have more than 4 kids.
>>>
>>>
>>>48. You eat humus at least 4 times a week.
>>>
>>>
>>>49. You cook a meal that lasts 3 days.
>>>
>>>50. Everyone is a family friend.
>>>
>>>
>>>51. At parties, you think it's cool to dance and smoke at the same
>>>time.
>>>
>>>52. You pity anyone who is not an Arab and think all other
>>>cultures
>>>are morally corrupt.
>>>
>>>53. You have fruit trees in your backyard and when they are in
>>>season you live on them.
>>>
>>>54. You watch the hell out of the Arabic channel and talk crap
>>>about the rest.
>>>
>>>55. You have 500,000,000 cousins.
>>>
>>>56. At weddings it takes the bride and groom 4 hours to kiss all
>>>the guests.
>>>
>>>
>>>57. You have a gold necklace of your name written in Arabic.
>>>
>>>58. You bump Arabic music at all times!
>>>
>>>
>>>59. Your middle name is your father's first name.
>>>
>>>60. If you are male, you're named after your grandfather
>>>orgreat-grandfather.
>>>
>>>
>>>61. You play cards till the break of dawn.
>>>
>>>62. You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted at you
>>>because they keep staring. ..
>>>
>>>63. You can't have a meal without Arabic bread.
>>>
>>>
>>>64. You have a houka as a centerpiece in your living room. ...
>>>
>>>
>>>65. If you are an Arab woman, you dye your hair an obviously fake
>>>shade of blonde that is nonexistent in nature and swear that it's
>>>natural.
>>>
>>>66. You feel proud when someone famous or a celebrity has any
>>>Arabic blood in them.
>>>
>>>67. You teach your American friends Arabic words (mostly bad
>>>ones) and get happy when they use them in normal conversations.
>>>
>>>68. Your aunt asks you when she can dance at your wedding.
>>>
>>>69. You have a difficult Arabic name to pronounce so you come up
>>>with an Americanized version of it like "Sam" or "Mike."
>>>
>>>
>>>70. You love Um Kalthoom and if you don't, your dad makes you
>>>listen to her and tries to translate the words into English so you
>>>can appreciate her as much as he does.
>>>
>>>
>>>71. If you're a single Arab guy, you tell women you're a
>>>"successful businessman" or that you "own a successful business
>>>back home" even if you're an unemployed goat herder.
>>>
>>>
>>>72. Your favorite food is warag dawali, but you are embarrassed
>>>to tell your friends that you eat leaves for dinner.
>>>
>>>73. You get really happy and call the whole family to the room
>>>when there is a special or documentary on Arabs or anything Arabic
>>>related on CNN or PBS.
>>>
>>>74. You use a social ground to meet potential wives/husbands
>>>
>>>
>>>75. You have a uni-brow...and if you don't, you pluck it.
>>>
>>>
>>>76. You own and/or play a tubleh
>>>
>>>
>>>77 .You go to an Arabic restaurant, tell the owner you're an
>>>Arab, and expect to get free food.-
>>>
>>>
>>>78.You've heard Amr Diab's "Ya Nour el Ein" 764363 times in your
>>>lifetime.
>>>
>>>79. ur dad always yell at u when u driving cause the speed limit
>>>is 4o and u going 41 42.
>>>
>>>
>>>81. You either tip 2% or 50% but never 15%.
>>>
>>>82..finally when ur invited for a some occasion and u spouse to
>>>go at 4 and u show up at 6.
>>>
>>>83.When shops have sale they call your mom.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>84. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her (or your dad's)
>>>sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years. ....
>>>
>>>
>>>85.When you come back from University you still have to live with
>>>your parents, and fight over curfew all over again, as if you
>>>never left them before.
>>>
>>>
>>>86.You always curse at Arabs when you are back home, but when you
>>>live abroad you only make Arab friends.
>>>
>>>
>>>87.When someone calls you an arab... you tell them you're
>>>Egyptian..theres a difference
>>>
>>>88.you have enough pita bread in your freezer to feed a small
>>>african country
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>89.Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to
>>>dinner even if you're in the next room. ....
>>>
>>>90.You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or
>>>they'll catch a cold. ..
>>>
>>>
>>>91.Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
>>>
>>>
>>>92.When you go on a date you start thinking of lousy places where
>>>nobody would go to so you won't bump into family or friends.
>>>
>>>
>>>93.You end up in a lousy place and still bump into the relative
>>>with the biggest mouth!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>94.you are proud of being an Arab
>>>
>>>95. You know the yahood are responsible for everything
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