If u r addicted (إذا كنت من المدمنين على ناروتو)
Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!
01. Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
02. Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
03. Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
04. Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
05. Roll your eyes back in your head and shout “byakugan”.
06. Copy every thing a person does and claim it’s your bloodline.
07. Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
08. Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
09. Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
10. Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
11. Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
12. Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
13. Stick your hand in a electric box and scream “chidori” as you pass out.
14. Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
15. Start to call your teachers Sennin.
16. Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
17. Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
18. When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
19. Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
20. Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
21. Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
22. Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
23. Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke’s family.
24. Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
25. Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it’s your girlfriend.
26. List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
27. Can spout out a random character quote on command.
28. Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it
29. Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
30. Wake up in the middle of the night and scream “Ttachi why?!?!”
31. Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
32. Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
33. Eead manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
34. Decide that if u can’t hit a tree 1500 times then You’ll jump rope 1500 times.
35. Decide to call your moral code your “ninja way”.
