THE PROTECTER

"sometimes i pretend to be normal .But it gets boring So i go back to be me ♥.."



"Adolf Hitler: I said a glass of juice, not gas the jews!.."



"I didnt fall.....the floor just needed a hug"



"try to be serious for one minute", "okay... HAHAHAHA!"..



"Teacher: Can you see God?

Class: No.

Teacher: Can you touch God?

Class: No.

Teacher: Then there isn't a God!

...Student: Sir, can you see your brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Can you touch your brain?

Teacher: No.

Student: Oh ok so you have no brain"



"I stay up late every night, and realise its a bad idea every morning..."



"Do you act like this at home?... Um. yes Acually I do"


before marriage...



Boy: At last i can hardly wait!

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: No dont even think about it!

...Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course, always!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: Every chance i get

Girl: Will you slap me?

Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?

Girl: Can i trust you?

Boy: Yes!

Girl: Darling!



after marriage ( read it backwards

So afraid to see the world
Can't do anything
Can't choose, who will i be
There's no one
Who can help me to choose

It's up to me
What will I do in my future
Why never do anything that i can
Why can't choose that many choices
There's nothing impossible

I have many dream
That I want to reach
But I'm Confused

There's nothing that I can't to do
Painting the future
Trying to reach all my dream
Never giving up