Vampire sherlock
30-09-2008, 12:18
Nine words women use...
Fine:This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying !
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then
you run
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Fine:This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a
non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying !
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a
man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then
you run
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