نكـــــــــــــمب jokesــــــــــــــــــــــات للمسنجر

[~MeXaT ChIck~]

Hey
wassup yao
hope u doin fine
here u r some great nicknames
by the way it's stolen :ميت:


Lies are like cover-up, they hide what really is there

and there's no way to talk to you, when you're dead on arrival

if ur nice u can call me sweety, if ur sweet u can call me honey, if ur hot u can call me tonight

silence is golden... but SHOUTING IS FUN!!!

Tomatoes are red, Ashes are black, Go to hell, And never come back!!


I may look like an (a)but u haven't seen the other side of me! (6)

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

don't tell me how 2 choose my friends...remember? i picked u!!

Guys Aren't Worth Your Tears-->And The Ones That Are Wouldn't Make You Cry

If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right ever again!!!

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

Im sugar and spice and everything nice...before you mess with me...you better think twice

if you want to learn to love people better; you should start with a friend you hate

I love your smile I love your eyes damn I am good at telling lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love is like quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!

a true friend knows that something is wrong even if u have the largest smile on u face

~If (L)love(L) isnt a game, then why is there so many playerzzzz?
even if u say no...u'll still be the first one in my heart

if love was a drug........i would be addicted

The hardest thing to do, is to watch the one you love...love somebody else.

guyz r like stars, there r millions of them but only 1 can make ur wishes come true

2 the the world ur just one person but 2 one person u could mean the world

(L)if i cud rearange da alphabet then i wud put"U" and "I" 2geva

a heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy but if u want it broken........ give it 2 a boy

He broke my heart(U) so i put it back together(L)... with glue

A best friend isn't the one that bails you out of jail, it's the one sitting with you saying "We screwed up!"

It takes a second to like someone. It takes a minute to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

(F)many ppl walk in & out of ur life, (W) but only true friends will leave footprints in ur heart (L)

Friends are like stars, they come and go bt r always there for you

Everybody can do mistakes but i'm not everybody..!!

Don't girls know any shame..? Always giving boys the blame?

If boys had periods, they'd be bragging about the size of their pad!!!!

Im Not Ignoring U Im Just Thinking About How Lucky I Am To Have U!

I was outside one night, when I decided to match each star to a reason why I love you. I was going so fine when......I ran out of stars.

Save a tree... Eat a Beaver!

if you hate me then i love you too it ain't my fault im better than you:P

If you want cheese! Say Please!

We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

if tears made us pretty i would be the prettiest girl alive!!!

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing

Its hard being in the middle when your friends have a fight... your only option is to stay out of it-out of it to the softer side

your face haunts my dreams, occupies my mind and takes over my actions

Anything is possible ... unless ur britney spears and want to sing

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Why raise the roof when you can bring down the house!

[[I cry tears, while you put on a smile, but you you only smile to hold back your tears]]

You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye

live free...die proud...have fun...play loud...

this is a good dog way to keep a dog fool dog busy! now read this without the word dog

love me or leave me..............Hey where's everybody going

summer is hot, winter is cold but all year through i need u 2 hold !!

Love is life..... If you miss love you miss life

if u luv somthin go 4 it or 1 day u will b miserable about it

I hate when I'm an idiot and I dont know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy!

Music is somethin' u can't feel,but u can certainly feel the groove-ya!

Please can i have your picture, i collect pictures of natural disastures!!!


boyz r like buses u get 1 and another 3 cum along @ the same time

i can smile, i can laugh, but all the time im thinkin of you. ur the only thing that makes me happy! boy its all u!

Alcohol dosen't cause hangovers, waking up does!

I wanna die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did... Not like the passanger in his car!

My teacher said I could become anything so I became drunk!

Some mistakes are too fun to only make once!

Does this look like a face that cares?

Im so cool, I make ice jealous

Not the brightest candle on the birthday cake now are we?

Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?

Your only bad if your caught... So that makes me a good girl, Right? !

Once you go black you never go back



ملاحظة : هاي النــــــــــكات ممكن تستخدمهم في سنة و بعد ما بخلصون .. :D:D:D

[~MeXaT ChIck~]

التكملة :

Friends are like condoms, they protect us when things get hard

I had a dream that I still loved you... I Think I woke up SCREAMING!

3 words to make a guy go away... Is it in?

Save the skateboard, ride the skater

Imagine your life without me... Miserable huh?

Two words gyus hate DONT and STOP unless you put them together...

Why is the alphabet song & twinkle twinkle little star the same tune?

The more I learn the less I understand

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back!

If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips!

Nothin is more painful then realizing he meant everything to you and you ment nothin to him!

Guys are like roses watch out for the pricks!

Who let the dogs out?? Who Who Who Who? Who let the dogs out? Who Who Who Who? Please e-mail me back if you have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!

Would you catch me if I fall? Would you even notice me at all?

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs!

Everyone who lives dies but, not everyone who dies lives!

Guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart!

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me!

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need!

A star fell from the sky, and I knew I cought it...then when I fell for you where were you to catch me?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

If love was a law I would be in prison for the rest of my life!

U see, U like, U try, U fail...mEaN wHiLe...I see, I like, I want, I get!

Spiteful words hurt your feelings but silence breaks ur heart!

When a girl loves a guy, the sweetest thing in the world is to hear him admit that he treasures her!

Im sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike nintendo i never get played!

I am just a girl, standing infront of a boy asking him to love me!

Be more concerned about your character than your reputation because your character is who you are and your reputation is what others think of you!

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back!

Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out!

Your hugs and kisses are like stars you light up my life when things get dark!

They say true love hides behind every corner...I must be walking in circles!

Love is like sand, If you hold on to tight...It might slip away!

PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...+:*

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Well if I called the wrong number, why did you answer?

Forget the times you walked by, forget the times you made me cry, forget the times you held my hand, forget the sweet things if I can I can no pretend I got to remember now your just my friend!

I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best

Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate!

If you really cared, you would leave me alone!

Never try to teach a pig to sing... it will just waste your time and annoy the pig!

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why im so hyper?

Dont be afraid of fear let it be afraid of you
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Every time I fall in love...I fall for someone new...Still I always find myself...falling back in love with you!

The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all it the one who argues with him

If you love me let me know...Cuz if you dont...I dont know where to go...

In the c****** of life, your friends are the chocolate chips

If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

Is love when all is sane Sweet is death to rid the pain Cruel is death when all is well Cruel is love when all is hell

Never fall in love with the guy next door.. .trust me he will move!

Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them!

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there.

Girls are like fireworks there kiss lights up the night there hugs make everthing bright when they get mad they explode when they are happy they make everthing glow

Call me Beep me If ya wanna Reach Me

Until water cant be boiled, i will always be very spoiled!

I know ive always been blessed cause im a pretty princess

Anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch your heart

Fear is nothing but the anticipation of pain, be it physical, mental, spiritual or emotional.

I see you next to never, how can we say forever...

I know at GrAdUaTiOn DaY Im GuNnA CrY iTz b/C I know I found FrEnDz that are TrUe TiLL I DiE

GO Ahead cry a river and I will build you a bridge to get over it

This is an AT&T and MCI conversation so SPRINT your way out!

Friends are 4ever, Guyz are whatever, When worst comez 2 worst, My girlz come 1st!

Gotz ta go. . luv ya though

Boys are bad, throw rocks at them all

that's it
hope u like them
GOD BE WITH YOU