roxy
02-09-2007, 00:13
;)hi
هذا موضوع مره حلو عجبني وقلت اشارككم فيه يلا:
enjoy it:o
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks* it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Say you love me Say you love me
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure* what's your phone number??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you
GIRL : How soon?? (I love this Girl )
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
GIRL : Yes* but would you stay there??
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WIFE : You tell a man something* it goes in one ear and comes
out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman somethin It goes in both ears
and comes out of the mouth.
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think*Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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Teacher : "Which is more important to us* the sun or the moon?"
Pupile : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupile : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupile : "A teacher".
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Teacher : "Sam* you talk a lot "
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir* my grandpa was a street hawker* my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
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Teacher : "Now* Sam* tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir* I don't have to* my mom is a good cook".
يلا استنى الردود اوكي::جيد::
and i hope that u like it
:)c yaa
هذا موضوع مره حلو عجبني وقلت اشارككم فيه يلا:
enjoy it:o
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks* it isn't heavy.
--------------------------------------------------- -------------------------
GIRL : Say you love me Say you love me
BOY : You love me...
--------------------------------------------------- -------------------------
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure* what's your phone number??
--------------------------------------------------- --------------------------
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
--------------------------------------------------- --------------------------
BOY : I love you and I could die for you
GIRL : How soon?? (I love this Girl )
--------------------------------------------------- -------------------------
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you
GIRL : Yes* but would you stay there??
--------------------------------------------------- -------------------------
WIFE : You tell a man something* it goes in one ear and comes
out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman somethin It goes in both ears
and comes out of the mouth.
--------------------------------------------------- -------------------------
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think*Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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Teacher : "Which is more important to us* the sun or the moon?"
Pupile : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupile : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupile : "A teacher".
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Teacher : "Sam* you talk a lot "
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir* my grandpa was a street hawker* my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
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Teacher : "Now* Sam* tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir* I don't have to* my mom is a good cook".
يلا استنى الردود اوكي::جيد::
and i hope that u like it
:)c yaa