MOONWALKER
16-11-2003, 03:36
A Quiz
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,
the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched
would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic-anything she touched
would melt!
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted
his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter
touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man
that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry
her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the
challenge.
The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once
the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The
second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the
hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the
princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my
pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told,
though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom
was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both
lived happily ever after.
Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
Answer: They were MM's, of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your
hand. (What were you thinking?)
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,
the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched
would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic-anything she touched
would melt!
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted
his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter
touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man
that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry
her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the
challenge.
The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once
the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The
second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the
hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the
princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my
pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told,
though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom
was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both
lived happily ever after.
Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
Answer: They were MM's, of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your
hand. (What were you thinking?)