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im your angel
20-05-2007, 20:03
when women said
Yes = No.

No = Yes

Maybe = No.

We need = I want.

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

You're so ... manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.

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when MEN said

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!


I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Lio naids
20-05-2007, 20:12
ههههههههههه موضوع لا يعلا عليه بصراحه اهنيك
sammora
20-05-2007, 20:25
واااااااااو سوو كوووول


تاااانكس ^^
im your angel
20-05-2007, 20:25
ههههههههههه موضوع لا يعلا عليه بصراحه اهنيك

:) thank you so much
im your angel
20-05-2007, 20:39
واااااااااو سوو كوووول


تاااانكس ^^
:) u welcome
na81
21-05-2007, 06:33
::سعادة:: HI.........thank you for this topic:D
but you oppresssive the women:eek: :eek:
but you are right::جيد::

god bless you
bye
im your angel
21-05-2007, 20:21
::سعادة:: HI.........thank you for this topic:D
but you oppresssive the women:eek: :eek:
but you are right::جيد::


god bless you
bye

thank you sis 4 visit my topic
god bless you 2 :)
smile for me
02-06-2007, 04:28
Do u fu loss your mind :confused:
...............
:cool: you crazy
.................
how could u say something like this
:( :( :(

:eek: that women=is u 2
............................
u forget that
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

:ميت: i will kill u
im your angel
02-06-2007, 04:47
Do u fu loss your mind :confused:
...............
:cool: you crazy
.................
how could u say something like this
:( :( :(


:eek: that women=is u 2
............................
u forget that
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


:ميت: i will kill u

لا والله ما فقدو ;)
بس ايش نسوي نحنا كذا من جد
هيا افرحوا يا اولاد ::سعادة::